Week 759: What Kind of Foal Am I? Big Truck + Etched = Mack the Knife Attempted Humor + Returning = Horse Names AGAIN? It's time once again to enjoy the world's most popular sport: mating. And here's the Losers' favorite way to go about it. Below are the names of 100 of the horses eligible for this year's Triple Crown races. Your job is to "breed" any two -- even though they're all male -- and provide an appropriate name for their foal. As in real life, the names cannot be longer than 18 characters, including spaces. There is no limit on the number of entries you may send per e-mail, but you certainly don't get extra credit for sending every last combination that pops into your head: A Derby-caliber entry can sometimes be blocked from view in a field of verbal nags. If you're writing more than a handful, be sure to double-space. Results run May 3, the day of the Kentucky Derby. Winner gets the Inker, the official Style Invitational trophy. Second place receives, appropriately, an official commemorative mint julep glass from the 2005 Derby, donated by Loser Wilson Varga of Alexandria. Other runners-up win their choice of a coveted Style Invitational Loser T-shirt or yearned-for Loser Mug. Honorable Mentions get one of the lusted-after Style Invitational Magnets. One prize per entrant per week. Send your entries by e-mail to losers@washpost.com or by fax to 202-334-4312. Deadline is Monday, April 14. Put "Week 759" in the subject line of your e-mail, or it risks being ignored as spam. Include your name, postal address and phone number with your entry. Contests are judged on the basis of humor and originality. All entries become the property of The Washington Post. Entries may be edited for taste or content. No purchase required for entry. Employees of The Washington Post, and their immediate relatives, are not eligible for prizes. Pseudonymous entries will be disqualified. This week's Honorable Mentions name is by Kevin Dopart. A.P. Answer Aaron's Rod Access Code Anewday Arizona Atoned Attempted Humor Behind at the Bar Big Brown Big Truck Blackberry Road Bonanza Booted Cannonball Cape Time Casual Conquest Check It Twice Chris Got Even Clemens Close to the Vest Coast Guard Colonel John Cool Coal Man Court Vision Daddy Rabbit Denis of Cork El Gato Malo Elysium Fields Etched Excess Capital Expansion Fast Talking Fierce Wind Full Charge Georgie Boy Go Speed Racer Groomedforvictory He's Sum Charmer Hello From Heaven Hey Byrn Hot Chili I've Heard It All In My Footsteps In Orbit Invaluable Luvandgo Make the Point Manchild Mapmaker Mask and Wig Massive Drama Monogram Mr. Harry New Believer No Jeopardy Notgivinmyloveaway Old Ninety Eight On the Rocks Pillar of Salt Polonius Propensity Pyro Really Referee Returning Revenge Is Sweet Sacred Icon Saul to Paul Sea of Pleasure Signature Move Smokin Stogies Square Deal Standing High Storming Off Stratospheric Swath Texas Wildcatter Tiz Now Tiz Then Tizway Took the Time Top It Total Bull Tulips Dandy U S Treasury Understatement Unique Tale Vacation Vent Visionaire War Pass Whistle Stop White Shoes Wicked Style Wise Answer Wonder Mon Yankee Bravo You Better Believe Your Round Z Humor Zigawatt REPORT FEOM WEEK 755, in which we sought funny Googlewhacks, phrases that generated one and only one Google hit (either with or without the use of quotation marks) during the entry period. As predicted, this contest proved much more difficult than it was four years ago, back when the search engine was only unimaginably comprehensive. Not that it was all that hard this year to find a Googlewhack -- some people sent dozens. They just didn't pay any mind to the "funny" requirement ("Guess what -- 'The great [entrant's name]' is a Googlewhack!"). And many ignored the direction to come up with a description, or the description was boring. (We've decided, imperiously, to give ink to a few of these anyway.) Other people just quoted a good line that someone else said, such as a blog post by one "Commissioner" on the snarky TheSuperficial.com: "Take your disposable income and go buy yourself a sense of humor." No credit for that sort of thing. Over the course of this contest, we discovered that Google can be a mysterious animal: What was a Googlewhack one day would generate no hits at all -- or dozens -- the next day, or even the same day. Hence we're relying for the most part on the honor system. 4. Manicurist marathon: Running with scissors. (Jane Auerbach, Los Angeles) 3. "Exclusive gated trailer park": A community of upwardly mobile homes. (Pam Sweeney, Germantown) 2.the winner of the inflatable Chihuahua: Do I dare to eat a $4,300 peach at the Mayflower Hotel?: A recent rumination by T.S. Eliot Spitzer. (Chris Doyle, Ponder, Tex.) "Smells like old peanut butter and belly": The first comment uttered by the EMT who found Elvis in the bathroom. (Michael Levy, Silver Spring) "Bespoke birthday suit maker": The tailor for all the emperor's new clothes. (Pam Sweeney) "Drunken mites on ice": Another example of why chiggers can't be boozers. (Kevin Dopart, Washington) Snot, the critically acclaimed dessert wine of Jukkasjdrvi, Sweden: Pairs perfectly with lutefisk. Serve in a snifter. (Larry Yungk, Arlington) Depilatorized death wish: Hoping you die without hairs. (Russell Beland, Springfield) "Frisky nonagenarian stud": The lady-killer who just might end up lady-killed. (Dan Ramish, Vienna) "Every ding dong word of the Bible is true." (Peter Metrinko, Chantilly) "Dick Cheney's weight loss diary": 3-6-07: Scooter's convicted. Well, that takes a load off! (Kevin Dopart) "Loved that traffic jam": A note left to the chef about the Road Kill Preserves. (Rick Haynes, Potomac) "Balletic logic": Putting tu and tu together. (Chris Doyle) "Ron Paul would be an excellent leader": A phrase that got exactly one hit fewer than "Ronald McDonald would be an excellent leader." (Elizabeth Kelley, Silver Spring, a First Offender) "Declared persona non gratin": The fall of the corporate Big Cheese. (Peter Metrinko) "Read my lips: Taxes will be raised": An utterance that is to Republicans what salt is to snails. (Dan Ramish) Psilocybin cereal: Breakfast of champignons. (Jane Auerbach) "Florida rules soccer": Whichever team shows up first may kick a few goals before the opposing team takes the field. The referees then decide later if those goals counted. (Seth Brown, North Adams, Mass.) Eco-friendly ecdysiasm: Green and bare it! (Chris Doyle) "Freudian knickers": For those whose slips sometimes slip. (Roger Dalrymple, Gettysburg, Pa.) "Just ridiculously well-endowed": One of the few phrases equally applicable to Dolly Parton and Harvard University. (Dan Ramish) Hippocratically kosher: Abiding by the tenet "First do no ham." (Chris Doyle) "Quadruplet envy": The rare emotion felt by Mr. and Mrs. Dionne. (Paul VerNooy, Hockessin, Del.) Waterholes of self-aggrandizing nabobs: The small ponds in which big fish are found. (Russell Beland) "They call him the pork belly princess": What is the Village People's nickname for the "Farmer," the rarely seen seventh member of the group? (Kevin Dopart) "I love President George Bush and I think he is doing a hell of a job": There's always one. (Scott Susser, Hillside, N.J.) Geocached kielbasa: Geekspeak for "hide the salami." (Jane Auerbach) "Klutzy podophilia": Getting off on the wrong foot. (Chris Doyle) And Last: The popular Empress has a voracious appetite and will eat anything offered from flakes to pellets and frozen food: A description of the fish species Protomelas taeniolatus. (Peter Metrinko) Next Week: Mess With Our Heads, or Bank Fraud